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CITIZEN JOURNALISM: SIAPA SAJA, MENULIS APA SAJA

 

Satu hari Sultan merasa sungguh "boring n bete abis", jadi dia tanya Bendahara, "Bendahara, siapa paling pandai saat ini?"

 

"Abunawas" jawab Bendahara. Sultan pun manggil Abunawas n baginda

bertitah: "Kalau kamu pandai, coba buat satu cerita seratus kata tapi setiap kata

mesti dimulai dengan huruf 'J'.

 

 

Jeng Juminten judes, jelek jerawatan, jari jempolnya jorok. Jeng Juminten jajal jualan jamu jarak jauh Jogya - Jakarta. Jamu jagoannya: jamu jahe.

 

"Jamu-jamuuu ... jamu jahe - jamu jaheee...!" Juminten jerit-jerit jajakan jamunya, jelajahi jalanan.

 

Jariknya jatuh, Juminten jatuh jumpalitan. Jeng Juminten jerit-jerit: "Jarikku jatuh, jarikku jatuh ..." Juminten jengkel, jualan jamunya jungkir-jungkiran, jadi jemu juga.

 

Juminten jumpa Jack, jejaka Jawa jomblo, juragan jengkol, jantan, juara judo. Jantungnya Jeng Juminten judes jadi jedag-jedug. Juminten janji jera jualan jamu, jadi julietnya Jack.

 

Johny justru jadi jealous Juminten jadi juliet-nya Jack. Johny juga jejaka jomblo, jalang, juga jangkung. Julukannya, Johny Jago Joget. "Jieehhh, Jack jejaka Jawa, Jum?" joke-nya Johny.

 

Jakunnya jadi jungkat-jungkit jelalatan jenguk Juminten. "Jangan jealous, John..." jawab Juminten.

 

Jumat, Johny jambret, jagoannya jembatan Joglo jarinya jawil-jawil jerawatnya Juminten. Juminten jerit-jerit: "Jack, Jack, Johny jahil, jawil-jawil! !!" Jack jumping-in jalan, jembatan juga jemuran. Jack jegal Johny, jebreeet ..., Jack jotos Johny. Jidatnya Johny jendol, jadi jontor juga jendol ... jeleekk. "John, jangan jahilin Juminten ...! " jerit Jack. Jantungnya Johny jedot-jedotan, "Janji, Jack, janji Johnny jera," jawab Johny. Jack jadikan Johny join jualan jajan jejer Juminten.

 

Johny jadi jongosnya Jack - Juminten, jagain jongko, jualan jus jengkol jajanan jurumudi jurusan Jogja - Jombang, julukannya Jus Jengkol Johny

 

"Jolly-jolly Jumper." Jumpalagi, jek........! !!

 

 

 

 

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Sex Humor The Sequel
(Josh Chen – Global Citizen)

Following Mamak's petunjuk and try to start with a bit of English, so I sent this to complement Pak WES with The Sequel.....  enjoy....  http://community.kompas.com/read/artikel/879

A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.
She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian
and yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth."

Woman: Doctor, ant entered my vagina, please take it out.
Doctor removes her panties and start making love.
Woman: What are you doing?
Doctor: This is the only way to drown the bastard!

Question: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Answer: YOUR SALARY. It comes once a month last 3 - 4 days & if it doesn't come you are in deep trouble!

A lady visited her doctor again, Doctor said: You look more sick & exhausted then before. Are u having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: WHAT? I thought u said 3 MALES a day!!!!

Women asked God to make The Penis Pretty.
GOD Said "No way; Now As It Is, The Penis is so
ugly & you still suck it. If I make it Pretty You'll Eat It up!!

A nun went for a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she was pregnant, she cried n said," Shit, we can't even trust cucumber anymore!

A boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl & asked "Do you have this?
The girl lifted up her skirt & said,"My mom said with this I can have a lot of THAT!"

Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION.
Class Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!"

Mother asks daughter, how is married life? Daughter shyly says like BRITISH AIRWAYS ad.
Mother reads the ad and is shocked " 7 DAYS A WEEK,TWICE A DAY, BOTH WAYS!

What is the STRONGEST muscle? Answer: TONGUE- It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!
The weakest muscle? Answer: PENIS! It can be raised by a woman's tongue!

Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: Name? Answer the Touris: Park Yu.
The 0fficer become angry & shouted back: F**K YOU! Now what's your full name?
Korean replied: PARK YU TOO!!

Man to wife: Business is bad if you learn to cook we can remove servant.
Wife: A***HOLE! If you learn how to f**k, we can remove driver, gardener & watchman..

COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.
BALLS said: You big f***g liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE!

A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like?
Mama dog reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face" !

What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, PANIC is when both are pregnant.....

 

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